Rocky

  • Recently received sponsorship from Financial Advice company A.R.D Consultancy – has since invested his life savings with the company and is living a lavish lifestyle off the court.
  • Youngest of three chimps. Oldest Brother, Sammy V (A.K.A Vanilla Gorilla), was well known in the music industry throughout the 90’s with hits like Vanilla Go Go Gorilla, Beat My Chest Baby One More Time, Baby Got Silverback.
  • Father starred alongside Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.
  • Spends free time watching the Discovery Channel.
  • Favourite singer/band – Sammy Davis Jnr, Bananarama, The Monkees.
  • Only mascot to have beat his chest at big man Tafari Toni and survived to tell the tale.
  • Seen talking to Disney people about possibly starring in ‘The Gorilla King’.
  • Currently single but is considering Animal Husbandry if the right primate comes along
  • Believes that living in ‘Glasgow Rocks’.

Career

  • In his inaugural year in the BBL (2007/08) was named MVP (Most Valuable Primate), the first Gorilla to ever achieve this status
  • Was delivering singing telegrams throughout the North Pole, before signing with the Rocks in June 2007
  • Currently Spokesape for the SHC (Scottish Hair Club)
  • Has made countless appearances to raise money for charity, and is hoping to expand his fan base
  • He is confident that one day he will make it bigger than King Kong